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tweepop boys! [24 Jan 2008|01:06am]
[ mood | SO FUCKING TIRED. ]

This isn't so much a real proper well written fic as just a bunch of stream of consciousness riffing. For ratherblank, who I mentioned this to, and she was like "THIS NEEDS TO HAVE BEEN WRITTEN YESTERDAY", and she pretty much turned me onto Sondre Lerche, so y'know, props!

Backround:
Darren Hanlon. (Darren Hanlon's lovely girlfriend. no really, she's delightful. I sat in front of her at one of Darren's Christmas gigs, she was very nicely dressed and smiled just like that photo ALL THE TIME.) He's Australian.
Jens Lekman. He's Swedish, but now lives in Melbourne, Australia.
Sondre Lerche. (also, watch this video for "Two Way Monologue", it's ADORABLE. Here is a zip of the album of the same name.) He's Norwegian.

(tbh there's probably more of this, and it could be heaps better written, but ugh, I'm so tired right now, I might come back to it later.)

Three tweepop boys walk into a house...Collapse )

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Panic cupcake!crack! [27 Jan 2007|04:41pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

So, erm. I wrote Panic crack!fic. What does it say that this is the first thing I've actually finished in over a year?

The backstory on this is, ever since we both read this, heartequals and I have been making references to cake frosting whenever we talk about Ryan Ross. And the other day, cupcakes came up. And she said "If you don't want it, I will do it! Because that is too fantastic not to!" So I did it. I think she might have done it better, given the chance, but y'know, I wasn't going to turn down the only proper inspiration I've had in months. So.

cupcake.
panic! at the disco
sort of ryan/spencer-ish?
pg-13 (miniscule amounts of kissing, bad innuendoes, no sex.)
fair cracktastic. lots of frosting.
for heartequals, who will probably get all the accidental references to our conversations that i put in, lolz.

It is, Spencer concedes, a very pretty cupcake.Collapse )

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No, I haven't written something new. (sorry to not get your hopes up.) [29 Aug 2006|07:07pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I am actually working on two new stories at the moment, both with pretty much the weirdest pairings ever (the greatest, though. they'll totally work, i reckon), but school/writer's block is keeping me a bit bogged under right now. BUT, it did come to my attention the other day that all the links to the huge, formatting-rich Word document version of The Fireworks Affair that I'd uploaded are no longer working, and who knows, people might want to read it! I've certainly tried to link people to it before and it hasn't worked, so yeah, I'm putting it up as a post. Because html footnotes are beyond me, anything footnoted will just have a number next to it, which is ungainly looking, but what can you do.

(i also have a feeling this is NOT the final FINAL version I sent off, because that one had a Velvet Goldmine quote on the front, which is not there in this one. but it's pretty close.

the fireworks affair
strong pg-13, maybe? kissing and swearing.
julian casablancas (the strokes)/courtney taylor-taylor (the dandy warhols)
6438 words
warning: postmodern wankery ahead. exploration of fangirl/writer psyche as well as one of the most indie pairings you're likely to meet.
thanks to: aquandrian for the beta, alison_12 (rip, much missed), for the original idea for the pairing, rhoppo for not chucking a spack about teh ghey. (that one's a long story, let's not even go into why i have a roleplaying journal for my old english teacher.)


I deserve it. he tells himself. I fell in love with him…I let myself get dragged in.Collapse )

(if the coding on this is fucked up...oh GOD. it was excruciatingly fiddly.)
(it was. twice. let's hope third time lucky, yeah?)

AND, bringin' this journal back to the very few people who actually see it, it's becoming un-friends only again. TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

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The things I go through for you people... [01 May 2005|11:54pm]
[ mood | the feeling i often have here ]

Because I promised alison_12 fic tonight (or whenever it is for her), I felt I'd better deliver when I actually did get it finished. But then, what happened? My internet died. (not in an unfixable way, I just ran out of credit. Oops.) So here I am, in the computer rooms, at quarter to 12 at night, to post fic for you all. But especially Alison, because she has been waiting ages for it, and pestering me, and I kept ignoring it because I had huge fuck off writers block.

Aaaanyway.

Here 'tis. The second part of the Jawn/Bowie/Jagger fic. It's very long, and features fluffy Pete/Carl make-up sex (sort of) at the end. YES LOTS OF SEX YAYE. Also, it's not true. *disclaim disclaim disclaim*.

I'm just going to post it all again, if it's alright with you all. Because I can't remember where I left off, and I can't be bothered finding the link, and blah blah blah.

For the_other_kat, because it's her birthday (or was), and alison_12, because she pretty much "commissioned" it by telling me I had to slash David Bowie with someone. Like, a fucking long time ago.

Wow, I was still too crap to give it a name...Collapse )

Yaye for me. Even though I nearly closed the window while I was doing the formatting.

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[12 Nov 2004|06:46pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Okay, so because alison_12 asked me to, this is the beginnings of a fic. Nowhere near finished, and I think it's going to need some serious fixing before I unleash it anywhere else...but anyway.

I won't tell you who the characters are, other than dearest Jawn from the Libs, because you'll guess, eventually.

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[24 Oct 2004|04:58am]
[ mood | so surreal ]

OMG who forgot about this?

And who didn't see it on albion_fic?

Here's the deal, in case you missed it. I finished it up. As in, no more. And, because it's about 5 in the morning, and I've had no sleep whatsoever, the end is somewhat crappy. I might go back and fix it another time. For now...

Heat Stream/Fireworks Affair/Whatever The Hell It's Called: The FINALE! (aka The Acceptance *cringes*)Collapse )

Love me, hate me, etc. Right now, I'm not in a position to care. xx

apples, i'm home

[24 Sep 2004|04:19pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

This journal is now officially friends only. Comment, and I'll add you.

Not friends-only anymore. Come on in, look at stuff!

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Story, yayness [25 Aug 2004|10:01pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

Let's keep it brief. The edited version of my creative writing piece for my English trial exam, under the topic journeys. 19/20, *bows*.

Pete/Carl, very PG-13 (sorry, alison_12, I know you wanted teh secks, but this story informed me I couldn't drag it down into the gutter with such smut...*coughlateripromisecough*)

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[29 Jul 2004|11:06pm]
[ mood | productive ]

I knocked the majority of this up during my huge lump of free period in the middle of Monday, then finished the writing and a minimal amount of editing tonight and the past few nights preceeding it. A little self-indulgent twaddle, I think...and I can't decide whether it's fanfic or not, because if it is it was kind of a general, works with most fandoms anonymous pairing (I had about 3 or 4 in mind while I was writing it). Oh well. I still kinda like it.

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ok, here we go [07 Jun 2004|01:23am]
[ mood | proud, but exhausted. ]

this is the finished first draft of the previoudly posted story, as i promised aquandrian earlier today...i left out a bit, because i can't write it right now, and i'm already hugely over the word limit, which means some of the flowery stuff is going to have to go. but yes, it has a definate beginning, middle and end to the plot now, which makes me ridiculously happy. comments are so appreciated it's just not funny...

disclaimer: i don't own julian casablancas, courtney taylor-taylor, the mess hall boy who is mentioned or any of the other strokes. i do, however, lay a claim on any other characters (addie, tabitha, myself ;)), which are mine. but none of this ever happened, and never will.

having covered my ass...

have a story: the fireworks affair, completed first draft in all its glory (link doesn't work no more, lolz. that version was crap anyway, don't sweat it too much.)

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ok, as promised... [14 Apr 2004|02:40pm]
[ mood | productive ]

i come bearing ze pr0n. this was inspired by aquandrian and zooey_wanderer and their discussions on julian's secret fetish for autoerotic asphyxiation (so this is dedicated to the two of them **toasts**)...that, and my seeming inability to finish the jules/court slash currently, which was keeping me awake last night (oh the suffering...unable to sleep due to constant thoughts about sexy boys getting it on...what a hard life i lead). keep in mind i wrote this in about half an hour (with limited editing today), finishing at 1am on the dot. also, i'm usually not so good with the kink, so we'll see how this goes, shall we?

The Usual
AUTHOR: midnightsausage
WORDS: 916
FANDOM: Strokes
PAIRING: Julian/Fab unrequited, and Julian and...erm...himself. yes.
RATING: R for kinky stuff and self love (nice pc term there, nat, nice.)
DISCLAIMER: Truth is, Julian and Fab aren't mine. Hence, this never happened. Or maybe it did...only Julian will ever know. I would say not, though. Summary: the only thing here that's mine is the literary syntax. Uh huh.
SUMMARY: Julian is broody, longing in a hotel room, and yeah...you'll see.
FEEDBACK: is a lovely thing.

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because i'm kind to my very few readers... [15 Mar 2004|11:39pm]
[ mood | writitive ]

here is a little something i've cooked up while i'm in the throws of trying to write another hot sex scene for you all. I've rewritten the jules/court concept for my english major work, because the other one is a monster that has already almost reached the word limit in the first 2 bits. so this is the short version, told from a different point of view, different ideas, all that.

The Fireworks Affair
AUTHOR: midnightsausage
WORDS: 791
FANDOM: Strokes/Dandy Warhols
PAIRING: Julian Casablancas/Courtney Taylor Taylor
RATING: a strong PG-13, maybe. there's assumed boylove, and some kissing. DISCLAIMER: Swear to God, they're not mine. If they were, this wouldn't be happening. It wouldn't have been written, i wouldn't have time to write dirty stories about them, i'd be too busy using them as my own personal sex toys *g*.
SUMMARY: Julian wanders the streets of his home town, etc. etc., just go read it.
FEEDBACK: is a lovely thing.

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this isn't fanfic [10 Mar 2004|12:16am]
[ mood | drained ]

just something i wrote on a whim. and i'm probably going to regret posting it where people can se. oh well.

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ARGH, IT'S HERE!!! [20 Feb 2004|03:09am]
[ mood | dead ]

yes, the next installment is DONE!!

Heat Stream: The Meeting
AUTHOR: midnightsausage
WORDS: 3568
FANDOM: Strokes/Dandy Warhols
PAIRING: Julian Casablancas/Courtney Taylor Taylor
RATING: very R indeed...there's boylove in here. heh, boylove.
DISCLAIMER: Swear to God, they're not mine. If they were, this wouldn't be happening. It wouldn't have been written, i wouldn't have time to write dirty stories about them, i'd be too busy using them as my own personal sex toys *g*.
SUMMARY: Julian and Courtney meet each other at the Big Day Out in Australia, sparks fly, etc.
FEEDBACK: is a lovely thing.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I didn't know the name of the Dandys' manager, so I made it up. Please feel free to correct. Dedicated to alison_12 for her prodding at the beginning, and to aquandrian for her prodding at the end. Oh, and to lexenia and imeldablade, for putting up with my whinging ("they won't stop, except when i don't want them to!!" "all they want is sex, sex, sex!!")

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thank me later, i have to sleep now. **groans** my back, my eyes, etc.

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a call [06 Feb 2004|02:58pm]
[ mood | blah ]

for beta readers. i need someone to be a semi permenant beta reader for the courtney/julian story, because it's beoming a major work and all. i need someone who's going to give me constructive criticism, and someone who doesn't mind if i stick their emails into my extension 2 journal as a sort of mentor type thing. i'll be blacking out my name, but yours won't be unless you have a thing about hsc markers stalking you, so keep that in mind. also, no swearing. it's the rest of my life we're talking about, i'd prefer it if you kept the expletives to a minimum.

having said that, i'm also willing to use two or three or however many people, because the more the merrier, right?

comment on here with an email if you want to volunteer, and once i've finished the next bit i'll mail it to you to take a lookie, k?

xx nat

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here it is. [02 Feb 2004|11:57pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Heat Stream (dodgy working title alert): Prologue
AUTHOR: midnightsausage
WORDS: 678
FANDOM: Strokes/Dandy Warhols
PAIRING: Julian Casablancas/Courtney Taylor Taylor
RATING: PG-13 right now, for one naughty word, but it's gonna get slashy and NC-17 rated later, i promise.
DISCLAIMER: Swear to God, they're not mine. If they were, this wouldn't be happening. It wouldn't have been written, i wouldn't have time to write dirty stories about them, i'd be too busy using them as my own personal sex toys *g*.
SUMMARY: Julian and Courtney meet each other at the Big Day Out in Australia, sparks fly, etc.
FEEDBACK: is a lovely thing.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is dedicated to alison_12, because a convo with her kinda gave me the idea, and also because she pestered me into writing it. Also, because she hasn't had a dedication before, and she deserves one for her supurbe drawings. hurrah.

and so...

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hmmm [02 Feb 2004|01:09pm]
[ mood | inspired ]

ok, so i finally got around to making with the prettiness on this journal. kinda. there's no fancy extra links or all that other jazz you get on my personal one, but i'm liking the courtney taylor taylor background. better than boring dark blue. also, i like generator better than magazine. skinnier, funner, etc.

so. i'm gonna try writing the prologue to the courtney/julian fic now. let's hope for the best, shall we?

ok, let's not. i have an opening sentence, and only 5 minutes. also, i feel guilty about writing fanfics with year 7s having a class next to me. particularly slashy ones. so here's the teaser opening sentence:

The heat of another steamy Australian day streamed in through the open window.

fab, wasn't it? and don't you want to read more now?? you do, believe me. and, having written that, i now feel ready to write more. i know how i'm gonna kick it off now, so might go handwrite it in the new andy warhol exhibition notebook.

apples, i'm home

alison throws down the gautlet... [01 Feb 2004|07:17pm]
[ mood | rarin' to go!! ]

Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
but generally speaking, a reasonably good looking man
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
YES!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
this is an awesome mental picture
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
i actually could see them together
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
it'd be really cute
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
i know
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
i want to see said photos
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
i know!!!
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
but i don't think she's got it/them yet
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
well she should!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
id sned them everywhere imediatly!
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
yes!!!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
i would be a giant picture bananza
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
indeed
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
it would be, SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND!
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
everyone possible!!!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
yes!!!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
awww im picturing it
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
its fun to do\
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
hahahaha
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
it is my friend, it is
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
ohhh yaa....
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
now picturing what i would like to be the after part
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
ahahahahahaha
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
ohhhhhh yaaaaaaa
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
now this is good
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
makes me want to write about it!!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
YOU HSOULD!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
go!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
now!
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
i migth at some stage, that would be a cross over the world is lacking
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
i demand slash!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
i <3 crossovers
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
go!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
write write write write
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
i might have a go tonight
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
now i know the killer essay that was going to sap my creativity isn't due til tuesday
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
yes!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
who needs to wrtie essays when you could write slash and dedicate it to me
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
i'm feeling more game about posting stuff now
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
i broke the first post barrier
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
yay!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
i didnt say anyting cause i was feeling lazy
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
but i did love it
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
awww why spank you!!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
ooo
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
i like it when people tell me i'm good, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
yes, if the courtney/julian slash is ever written, it will be dedicated to you
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
HOURA!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
ive never had anything dedicated to me
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
aww, how sad
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
me neither
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
let's dedicate this to you, and then to me as well
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
well nothing worth while, my friend made peoms about me
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
i could make pics and dedicate them to you.
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
ooohh yes!!!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
wait havnt i done that!
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
yes, i would say so actually
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
i forgot about that!!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
and my pics are quite worthwhile things!
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
they are indeed
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
everyone enjoys them!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
even if they dont understand them
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
that is so true
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
and when i am i highly sought after artist, you can pull out those old pics and we will laugh and laugh and laugh, especially about how true the pete one is
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
we will
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
and when i become a highly paid homoerotica writer, we will pull out the as yet to be written courtney/julian slash, and drool over it, and say "hey, whatever happened to those guys??"
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
because that will be so far in the future that no one will know who the strokes or the dandy warhols are anymore
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
then i will remember i have them locked up in my basement
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
re-enacting said slash for you
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
ohhh yes
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
and me artisting it up
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
so, you're going to DRAW the slash
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
omg, illustrations!!
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
haha, when im good
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
it would just be creapy stick men now
Midnight Sausage: note to self, no one cares, your voice is average... says:
hahahahahahaha oh that would be amusing in itself
Here, why dont you put on the ring, and i'll stake you! it'll be fun! says:
ya it would be

so a courtney/julian crossover it shall be!! i promise i'll get started tonight, spurred on by the almighty courtney oil painting i found on google:

apples, i'm home

the first official post!! [30 Jan 2004|06:52pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

ok, so this is a story i wrote last year some time, originally for an english assignment. it was "appropriate t s eliot", so i used "portrait of a lady" and modernised it. my teacher didn't notice the fan fic type aspect of it, because she doesn't know who placebo are, so yeah, i was saved there...anyway. already posted at the aaa forum, but that's about it. oh, and it got me a 7 out of 10. in case you were wondering.

She(possibly one of the most unoriginal titles ever...)
AUTHOR: midnightsausage
WORDS: 2384
FANDOM: Placebo
PAIRING: Steve/OFC
RATING: perhaps PG-13 for language and sex references
DISCLAIMER: Steve and Stefan (who only gets a mention at some stage) aren't mine, and this probably never happened. The other characters, however, are mine, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't take them.
SUMMARY: "She had first met him at the party of a mutual friend. She had been drawn to him because of his unusual, striking good looks, and was determined from first sight to make him hers, at least until the novelty wore off, then she’d move on to the next hapless victim. However, this had proved harder than even she had imagined."
FEEDBACK: quite welcome, i'm not going to change anything about it now, but yeah, if you want...

and so...

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irrelevance... [10 Dec 2003|08:46pm]
[ mood | creative ]

ok, so...nothing relevant to this journal, really. i'm working on writing at the moment, but it probably will either never get finished (i'm not sure where i'm going to take it), or it won't get finished until i get back from holidays, where i can hide up in my room and write for as long as i like. i started in french today though, and i quite like it as a beginning. so yes, maybe...soon.

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